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Lisa Lemon
@mseric
It's one of those "do I say fuck it and check out from everyone for the night or wait and see if it gets weirder" kind of nights.
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Lisa Lemon
@mseric
#SacrificesIMakeForLove
Sleeping in the wet spot
Sleeping in the wet spot
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Lisa Lemon
@mseric
#WhyImTheLifeOfTheParty? Because no matter what we get ourselves into, Iβm pretty damn sure I can get us out of.
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Lisa Lemon
@mseric
#MyMomSaysThingsLike "well that's erotic."
She gets ironic and erotic confused. It's funny AF watching people's faces when she says it
She gets ironic and erotic confused. It's funny AF watching people's faces when she says it
Lisa Lemon
@mseric
@MilosRocks Getting there
Lisa Lemon
@mseric
@mseric You know, you're pretty ok, Lemon.
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Lisa Lemon
@mseric
#RomanticBreakUpIdeas
Right at the climax of making love to her... call her by her sister's name pic.twitter.com/leiaDpJUTe
Right at the climax of making love to her... call her by her sister's name pic.twitter.com/leiaDpJUTe
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Lisa Lemon
@mseric
#EveryOnceInASuperBlueBloodMoon I delete tweets.
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Lisa Lemon
@mseric
Can't sleep. It's some bullshit and a half.
Lisa Lemon
@mseric
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
*Vomits, falls off the counter at Taco Bell
#My3amDrunkConvo
*Vomits, falls off the counter at Taco Bell
#My3amDrunkConvo
Lisa Lemon
@mseric
Dear Monday,
Stop going so slow. I'm so ready to go home.
Love,
Stop going so slow. I'm so ready to go home.
Love,
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
