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Miriam Shumway
@mshums
@JusticeWillett @UNLVLaw Thank you for coming! Interesting and very inspirational! if I were a Texan, I'd vote for you
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Miriam Shumway
@mshums
@AmyNoelleNelson Same!!! Bad karma wished upon them
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Miriam Shumway
@mshums
He ran another sub-2 hour half marathon this weekend AND IM SO PROUD OF HIM
Miriam Shumway
@mshums
@fashion_crime Amen but I'm opposite
Miriam Shumway
@mshums
There are going to be nail salons in heaven right? This where I feel at
Miriam Shumway
@mshums
@amyfaust16 I believe the commandment states "thou shalt not covet unless it's a real good drink then it's totally okay " so no prob
Miriam Shumway
@mshums
In all seriousness guys: snow is my favorite. This is the best time of the year. I love my family. And I have a really great life.
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Miriam Shumway
@mshums
@alyssasmith14 @FunnyVines @vine ugh I'll just have to fall asleep sad and depressed instead
Miriam Shumway
@mshums
@mshums @mickaragua I was always be indebted to you for showing me this spot
Miriam Shumway
@mshums
*lost my *
: ma'am lets confirm ur last 3 transactions. McDonald's $3.76
"That was me"
:McDs $2.41
"me"
: McDs $4..
OK YES ME K STOP
: ma'am lets confirm ur last 3 transactions. McDonald's $3.76
"That was me"
:McDs $2.41
"me"
: McDs $4..
OK YES ME K STOP
Retweet of status by @keisha__miller
Miriam Shumway
@mshums
The little boy behind me just spilled a huge bag of pretzels #familywards
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
