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Erinaceus
@murphnd
STOP USING "REDUNDANT" TO REFER TO PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN FIRED UNLESS THE PEOPLE ARE ROBOTS. twitter.com/IndyFootball/sβ¦
Retweet of status by @NutmegRadio
07 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π£ STOP USING "REDUNDANT" TO REFER TO PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN FIRED UNLESS THE PEOPLE ARE ROBOTS. https://t.co/IB6rIG6pwe
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Erinaceus
@murphnd
Random Person: Lol...why donβt you have kids? Donβt you want them?
Me: Iβm infertile.
Them: *stare*
Me: *stareβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Me: Iβm infertile.
Them: *stare*
Me: *stareβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @lingerie_addict
01 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Random Person: Lol...why donβt you have kids? Donβt you want them? π€ͺ
Me: Iβm infertile.
Them: *stare*
Me: *stare⦠https://t.co/cM3exV4ML5
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Erinaceus
@murphnd
you couldnβt even give me five minutes to grieve twitter.com/connecticutsunβ¦
Retweet of status by @SheaSerrano
24 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote you couldnβt even give me five minutes to grieve π https://t.co/8KBD8Limmr
Erinaceus
@murphnd
@wstafrican Same. My family growing up. Dinner always coincided with Jeopardy and we always played along
07 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @wstafrican Same. My family growing up. Dinner always coincided with Jeopardy and we always played along π
Erinaceus
@murphnd
Guess not all teams in Black and Gold can get it done in 2018, who knew
Retweet of status by @UMBCAthletics
30 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guess not all teams in Black and Gold can get it done in 2018, who knew π€·π»ββοΈ
09 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's going to be π₯π₯π₯ when Broward County opens up one of those boxes of uncounted ballots and finds a bunch of Al Gore votes.
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Erinaceus
@murphnd
BREAKING: There are cute pigs running around the Seahawks' field!
(: @JPFinlayNBCS) pic.twitter.com/HrRb8ZuUgW
(: @JPFinlayNBCS) pic.twitter.com/HrRb8ZuUgW
05 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote BREAKING: There are cute pigs running around the Seahawks' field!
(π·: @JPFinlayNBCS) https://t.co/HrRb8ZuUgW
Erinaceus
@murphnd
@bromojudicata I've never related to you more than I do rn
12 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @bromojudicata I've never related to you more than I do rn πππππΌππΌππΌ
Erinaceus
@murphnd
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS pic.twitter.com/a5Aby1DeAC
Retweet of status by @tbhjuststop
12 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS ππ https://t.co/a5Aby1DeAC
Erinaceus
@murphnd
@jimboch02 my only consolation is that no one could possibly confuse her with me once she opens her mouth
04 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @jimboch02 my only consolation is that no one could possibly confuse her with me once she opens her mouth π€¦π»ββοΈ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ