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@murrrah
Pineapple DOES belong on pizza
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mur.
@murrrah
I wonder if animal fries but with sweet potato fries would taste good
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mur.
@murrrah
Also Iβm so nervous to apply for big girl jobs IM NOT READY
mur.
@murrrah
I want to move to Oregon
mur.
@murrrah
My coworker today said βmaybe you shouldnβt get tattoos. Youβll regret themβ shut the fuck up and make that latte you tattoo virgin
mur.
@murrrah
Craving a trip to Disney for a churro and the smell of Pirates
mur.
@murrrah
βDo you guys serve breakfast?β βUhh...this is a strip clubβ
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@murrrah
Mocha ate my moms decorative pumpkins
mur.
@murrrah
If I had a lamp with a magic genie and only 3 wishes I would wish 3 times for mosquitos to be extinct
mur.
@murrrah
I'm a firm believer in spending time with people who push you outside of your comfort zone in all the best ways
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
