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Mustache Murse
@mustachemurse
Took the train in the wrong direction post shift tonight.. knew this was bound to happen. Just didn't want it after a 11-11 and back at 7a
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Mustache Murse
@mustachemurse
Just heard about scrub company FIGS...when you buy a pair of scubs, they donate a pair of new scrubs to medical prof in 3rd world country
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Mustache Murse
@mustachemurse
Got home from work and J was complaining about how grueling his CPR test was.
Motherfucker I did actual CPR today
Motherfucker I did actual CPR today
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Mustache Murse
@mustachemurse
I'll quit the day this happens pic.twitter.com/CWlj9ycY75
Mustache Murse
@mustachemurse
These 7a shifts mean I'm a grandpa in bed by 8p .. then I see a whole nights worth of people out partying on social media. #OldManStatus
Mustache Murse
@mustachemurse
Pt signed out AMA at 2am because "my gf left me on read & I swear she's fucking someone."
K. Guess your appendicitis can wait then
K. Guess your appendicitis can wait then
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Mustache Murse
@mustachemurse
"Just gonna place this thermometer under your tongue"
*sticks out tongue and sword fights w/ thermometer probe instead of just lifting up*
*sticks out tongue and sword fights w/ thermometer probe instead of just lifting up*
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Mustache Murse
@mustachemurse
Witnessed an MVC today...assessed the pt and called 911, convinced them to activate a stroke alert.. heard the dude got TPA at hospital
Mustache Murse
@mustachemurse
The QB Wolfpack pic.twitter.com/nelyjZhG77
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Mustache Murse
@mustachemurse
"I'm a tough stick, u get one stick"
"I don't want in these locations"
**finds vein, sticks and gets it in one shot**
"Ouch it hurts"
"I don't want in these locations"
**finds vein, sticks and gets it in one shot**
"Ouch it hurts"
Mustache Murse
@mustachemurse
A little nasal intubation in the ER to start the day
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
