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Pizza Las Vegas ๐๐ฒ
@muyrando
One time, I had a conversation with another human being and I didn't completely embarrass myself.
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Pizza Las Vegas ๐๐ฒ
@muyrando
Got the "The Washington Commanders former name isn't racist" portion of Thanksgiving discourse out of the way already.
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Pizza Las Vegas ๐๐ฒ
@muyrando
It's spooky season when I say it is!
And guess what, bitches?
It's spooky season.
And guess what, bitches?
It's spooky season.
Pizza Las Vegas ๐๐ฒ
@muyrando
Is most the advice on the internet bad or do I just not know what good advice looks like?
Pizza Las Vegas ๐๐ฒ
@muyrando
You: Get with the times!
Me: Has the times said anything about me.
Me: Has the times said anything about me.
Pizza Las Vegas ๐๐ฒ
@muyrando
Thanks for the birthday messages, everyone! If you can ever have a birthday, I'd highly recommend it.
Pizza Las Vegas ๐๐ฒ
@muyrando
It finally happened, it's so beautiful! pic.twitter.com/3z4XpBzEm3
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@muyrando
Hey, relax, it's all going to be horrible, just like everything else.
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@muyrando
@OhHell_Cherry Love you too, Cherry.
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@muyrando
Anyone else afraid of developing a peanut allergy mid Snickers bar?
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@muyrando
Free Mason? What, did he get locked in a Whole Foods?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
