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sabz nadeem
@nades002
LOOOOL dfkm came across this covid Jamaat prayer in carsthe horn for ameen took me out pic.twitter.com/gs0kf22WgJ
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sabz nadeem
@nades002
Someone said girls in east London do laps around in Westfield to get noticed by boys
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sabz nadeem
@nades002
sabz nadeem
@nades002
Thank god I never had a black box in my car, Iβd be banned from driving
sabz nadeem
@nades002
Iβm not scared of dying but I am scared of the state I die May Allah give us all a good death Ameen twitter.com/aynanxeah/statβ¦
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sabz nadeem
@nades002
It took me some time to find some words for these guys ... Two French doctors suggest on TV to carry on experimeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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sabz nadeem
@nades002
Made a tory fall helplessly in love with me then ghosted him. This ones for Jimmy and the NHS
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sabz nadeem
@nades002
I think my DMs are still broken can a peng 6ft Pakistani king dm me to make sure
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sabz nadeem
@nades002
Raaah this 75 year old man killed his wife because she made Dhaal instead of Ghosht
sabz nadeem
@nades002
Raahhh so peak Iβm working on eid
sabz nadeem
@nades002
@nades002 I donβt even think my mum calls my dad anything because I donβt remember anything
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
