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@natashakalumbah
Females with less friends make the best girlfriends
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Oreoβ€
@natashakalumbah
Drop a hot pidgin proverb.
Me: No matter how dark room wan be, man go still locate woman breast.
Me: No matter how dark room wan be, man go still locate woman breast.
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darkchocolate
@natashakalumbah
When a beautiful woman tells you that people at a certain town or place are friendly, don't believe them.
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darkchocolate
@natashakalumbah
The reason I can't cheat is because I talk too much, I might end up telling my partner who I'm cheating with pic.twitter.com/Z8NEkbP810
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darkchocolate
@natashakalumbah
Once you start buying airtime using cellphone banking, Your life is over... OVER I'm telling you pic.twitter.com/2xM6OQHaea
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darkchocolate
@natashakalumbah
She's going to go for James and they won't have a second date
#Datemyfamilyzambia
#Datemyfamilyzambia
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darkchocolate
@natashakalumbah
TODAY SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN A GOWN TOO.1 DEGREE WITHOUT THE OWNER SHOWING UP R.I.P VESPERS pic.twitter.com/hHNTYAdCj3
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darkchocolate
@natashakalumbah
The pain of hearing a kid playing with English that you need for interview.
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darkchocolate
@natashakalumbah
Young king. If she asks you for a girlfriend allowance, itβs only fair to start giving her quarterly performance reviews
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darkchocolate
@natashakalumbah
Ineh my priorities are misplaced...why do I feel the need to purchase a video game?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
