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stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
A little bird told me (well, Stevie Jackson) that Yo La Tengo are coming on the boat with us goo.gl/images/aBXj67
10 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A little bird told me (well, Stevie Jackson) that Yo La Tengo are coming on the boat with us ππ½π https://t.co/em8zmHQnH1
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stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
Whenever I buy a pair of light coloured trousers I always like to douse my crotch with olive oil right away.
11 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Whenever I buy a pair of light coloured trousers I always like to douse my crotch with olive oil right away. ππ
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stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
Today I was meant to be thinking about a good idea, but all I did was fall asleep.
10 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today I was meant to be thinking about a good idea, but all I did was fall asleep. π΄
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
Just passed Air Force One as we landed at Stansted. At other times I would have been excited..
12 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just passed Air Force One as we landed at Stansted. At other times I would have been excited.. βοΈ
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
Never arrived in SF by sea before. Took a while coming up from LA, but I got to get used to the sea for next year pic.twitter.com/rL22mbJ7Dr
24 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Never arrived in SF by sea before. Took a while coming up from LA, but I got to get used to the sea for next year π https://t.co/rL22mbJ7Dr
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
Are the Japanese fans singing βCome Togetherβ by Primal Scream in the Senegal match? Sounds like it.
24 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Are the Japanese fans singing βCome Togetherβ by Primal Scream in the Senegal match? Sounds like it. π
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
I still want to be a healer, a preacher or a teacher when I grow up. Or a train driver.
17 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I still want to be a healer, a preacher or a teacher when I grow up. Or a train driver. π
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stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
Ayr have done it! Well done, The Honest Men! Sorry for Raith Rovers, itβs been a good battle, but weβre going up!
28 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ayr have done it! Well done, The Honest Men! Sorry for Raith Rovers, itβs been a good battle, but weβre going up! πβ½οΈ
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
I sat through four church services today so I can with certainty assure you that Christ has risen from the dead.
01 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I sat through four church services today so I can with certainty assure you that Christ has risen from the dead. ππ½
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
My uber driver left my lost hat back at my house, and wished me Happy Easter ! His card can be for you too. pic.twitter.com/2UT7NZF71j
31 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My uber driver left my lost hat back at my house, and wished me Happy Easter ! His card can be for you too.πΌ https://t.co/2UT7NZF71j
stuart murdoch
@nee_massey
Thatβll be us home then, be gentle with us Glasgow! pic.twitter.com/VE1SAdvVNa
28 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thatβll be us home then, be gentle with us Glasgow! π― https://t.co/VE1SAdvVNa
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ