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Nessa Mendez
@nessaboss
I'm too ugly to wear tinted moisturizer instead of foundation.
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Nessa Mendez
@nessaboss
We weren't going to hire a wedding photographer, but I'm so glad we did pic.twitter.com/bcD8YCeFhQ
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Nessa Mendez
@nessaboss
Modest Mouse is such a great band
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Nessa Mendez
@nessaboss
ONLY THE REALEST EMERGE FROM THE BRONX B twitter.com/vnnetsrak/statβ¦
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Nessa Mendez
@nessaboss
Boyfriend's don't have purses so they just hand us things to hold for them I have a tiny cross body!
Nessa Mendez
@nessaboss
I can only be friends with people who I can talk about poop/pooping with.
Nessa Mendez
@nessaboss
Happy Hippie 4th of July pic.twitter.com/MetZobCbiz
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Nessa Mendez
@nessaboss
i walked in the house & The Baby said "what's up u fat daddy u got a million butts" and honestly that shit hurt my feelings a lot wtf man
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Nessa Mendez
@nessaboss
Say what you will about white people, but I'll tell you this...watching them dance will always be one of my favorite pastimes.
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Nessa Mendez
@nessaboss
I think it's funny in hockey they just let you beat each other ass
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Nessa Mendez
@nessaboss
"I've been going there for six years and BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH!"
Bitch, I don't care if you were born there
Bitch, I don't care if you were born there
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
