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@niamhburke__
Customer said to me “enjoy the rest of your shift” and I accidentally replied “you too” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since
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@niamhburke__
A homeless man in town has a dog and he's wrapped it up in a coat and scarf to keep it warm
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@niamhburke__
@SadieJones__ Proper love him just come up to me asking my name and then went "my names pindooor" in the most manc accent
niamh
@niamhburke__
Newt is more embarassing than birds who act like they’re thick as fuck fakest thing av ever seen twitter.com/carlcssmith/st…
niamh
@niamhburke__
Whichever one u read it sounds like he’s saying it what twitter.com/biancaabui/sta…
Retweet of status by @helenawoodd
niamh
@niamhburke__
Lol why can’t I understand that just Cus a website has a discount code on doesn’t mean I need to order from it … twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @savannahcoull
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
