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Nick Mastropietro
@nick_mastropie
University of Connecticut
Mansfield, Connecticut pic.twitter.com/in6BoNzZy4
Mansfield, Connecticut pic.twitter.com/in6BoNzZy4
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Nick Mastropietro
@nick_mastropie
Using the holiday where everyone gives out free candy and shares with strangers to condemn socialism twitter.com/donaldjtrumpjrโฆ
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Nick Mastropietro
@nick_mastropie
St. Patrick was an Italian
Nick Mastropietro
@nick_mastropie
When bae sends you texts like this pic.twitter.com/helFrrNk7l
Nick Mastropietro
@nick_mastropie
no smoking
no drinking
in 2017
xanax only
no drinking
in 2017
xanax only
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Nick Mastropietro
@nick_mastropie
I can't believe my parents got me a Mercedes-Benz with black interior when I clearly said I wanted beige
Nick Mastropietro
@nick_mastropie
Bone apple teeth pic.twitter.com/MIlDdjVbCg
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Nick Mastropietro
@nick_mastropie
He straight up clapped a Kangaroo in the face twitter.com/kilokeesh/statโฆ
Nick Mastropietro
@nick_mastropie
HBD to one of my favorite people on this earth and my future husband and modeling partner! Love you pieces pic.twitter.com/Lydw1OYakK
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Nick Mastropietro
@nick_mastropie
There's nothing quite like sitting by your pool on a hot summer day pic.twitter.com/1nqZ3jlcNu
Nick Mastropietro
@nick_mastropie
So Christians are going to blame this on Islam when Christianity preaches the same sort of homophobia that Islam does
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
