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Nick (λ)
@nickcallas
If you order cherry lemonade because you think it's "festive," then you're fucking stupid and you deserve to be single. Bye.
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Nick (λ)
@nickcallas
I say this with my whole chest: FUCK Party Pack Man! #iykyk
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Nick (λ)
@nickcallas
I was today years old when I learned ABBA recorded an entire album of Spanish versions of their biggest hits. Umm...
Nick
@nickcallas
Low key pissed that nick has other friends.
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Nick
@nickcallas
Me: "Look, someone stole a lemon"
Marissa: "Are you serious?! I'm about to fight everyone! Someone's gonna catch these hands, I swear!"
Me:
Marissa: "Are you serious?! I'm about to fight everyone! Someone's gonna catch these hands, I swear!"
Me:
Nick
@nickcallas
It's a sad day. pic.twitter.com/KbeevRsUVw
Nick
@nickcallas
Drinking coffee and watching CC as if it were a tv show @nickcallas
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Nick
@nickcallas
He says the same about me twitter.com/nickcallas/staβ¦
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Nick
@nickcallas
They actually made 2016 into a horror movie pic.twitter.com/fyqUTTZ60B
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Nick
@nickcallas
I'm watching @nickcallas #CustomerChronicles live on snapchatοΈ
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Nick
@nickcallas
How tf do you expect me to reply to "lol" "yeah" "oh" "okay" "yes" "why" "no" "sure" "haha" "good"...give me something to work with!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
