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Nicola Nixon
@nicolanixon
I wish my car didn't make such a dramatic noise when I lock it from the inside. Makes it so bate to the dodgy people I'm trying to keep out
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Nicola Nixon
@nicolanixon
The chimney sweep has just asked me did I want to see the brush come out of the chimney
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Nicola Nixon
@nicolanixon
@WillHuckvale dick'ead I've just realised what you called me!!!!! You will be
Nicola Nixon
@nicolanixon
@LukeDrewry no
Nicola Nixon
@nicolanixon
RT @sasha_evans7: Real quote from Danielle Dowding: my maid sent her son to a witch doctor when he got aids..
Nicola Nixon
@nicolanixon
Look Fran, I'm sick.
Nicola Nixon
@nicolanixon
@dcummings93 shhh it's back on
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@nicolanixon
@KieranNixonn that's the stance you have in my mental image of you
Nicola Nixon
@nicolanixon
@BraveRachael it was like seeing the walking dead. Catch up ASAP please or I'm just gonna have to pop in after work
Nicola Nixon
@nicolanixon
Channel 5 are airing bleach blonde bad boy racer Nicolas Cage
Nicola Nixon
@nicolanixon
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
