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Jake Bennett
@nikesmything9
Pet peeve: When someone is nagging at me to get ready and I beat them being ready
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Jake Bennett
@nikesmything9
I've seen some wild stuff... but tonight takes the cake
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Jake Bennett
@nikesmything9
We were way over due for a weekend like that
Jake Bennett
@nikesmything9
Always up thinking about stuff that I probably shouldn't be
Retweet of status by @cloeylorena_
Jake Bennett
@nikesmything9
"Your grandmothers boyfriend is a first class ass sniffer and you can tell him I said that"
Retweet of status by @mikesimmoneau
Jake Bennett
@nikesmything9
Lying and not telling are the same
Jake Bennett
@nikesmything9
"If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it may be time to stop standing and start walking."
Retweet of status by @emilystoutxo
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Jake Bennett
@nikesmything9
The waffle house waitress just asked me if I knew Candice...
And followed up with: "Candice dick fit in your mouth"
And followed up with: "Candice dick fit in your mouth"
Jake Bennett
@nikesmything9
This woman just told me to drop dead at work because I recommended the first changes for weight loss should be nutritional
Jake Bennett
@nikesmything9
I'm sorry but if y'alls relationship involves getting mad because bae liked a picture then y'all have some growing up to do
Jake Bennett
@nikesmything9
Pretty much pic.twitter.com/Rz9t54jP9i
Retweet of status by @D_Perry21
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
