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Nikki Pratt
@nikkip1988
Hi guys this is Charlize Theron. Rob is taking what sounds like a VERY big shit in my office bathroom & he left his phone out here, soβ¦
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Nikki Pratt
@nikkip1988
Really nice man came to fix my shower this morning. Made him a cup of tea and dropped it on the floor ..WORST PORNO EVER
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Nikki
@nikkip1988
Is there a more British thing than shouting in a crowd "Come on Tim!"
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Nikki
@nikkip1988
Drippin' like an egg sandwich! D
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Nikki
@nikkip1988
Plan: become a celebrity, appear on Strictly, partner with Gleb, have affair with said Gleb, learn Russian. Easy
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Nikki
@nikkip1988
Lovely night and day in Birmingham with the best pal visiting @Baker9859 and his better half
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Nikki
@nikkip1988
@RossBat87 @TheJayAreTea @EE they are total twats with data. Every fucking month do they try telling me I've used it all
Nikki
@nikkip1988
I have waited 15 years,121 caps and 3 World Cups to say we are in the WORLD CUP SEMI FINAL!!! Could not be prouder of this team...Thank you
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Nikki
@nikkip1988
So @CircaWaves have just hit the stage at #bbcglasto
Watch live bbc.co.uk/events/e84mxj/β¦ pic.twitter.com/hR0nRYwMI3
Watch live bbc.co.uk/events/e84mxj/β¦ pic.twitter.com/hR0nRYwMI3
Nikki
@nikkip1988
Hozier singing From Eden, his second song in, my highlight of #R1BW @BBCR1 so far. Thanks @Fearnecotton for pounding him in my ears
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
