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alyssa
@nobootyalyssa
My first haircut on a random client took me 3 hours mind you it was only a TRIM
15 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My first haircut on a random client took me 3 hours ๐ญ mind you it was only a TRIM
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alyssa
@nobootyalyssa
I gotta stop smoking I was wondering where that mf went pic.twitter.com/kPe21Wunxa
Retweet of status by @lilthirtyclip
25 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I gotta stop smoking I was wondering where that mf went ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ https://t.co/kPe21Wunxa
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alyssa
@nobootyalyssa
Being hungry is not an excuse to act like a bitch โ
22 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Being hungry is not an excuse to act like a bitch ๐ฎโ๐จ
alyssa
@nobootyalyssa
Waxing 20% off this week and all services 50% off next week dm to get your skin cleaned up and Glowy
Waxing seโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Waxing seโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @kris_sstalll
17 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Waxing 20% off this week and all services 50% off next week ๐ฅฐ dm to get your skin cleaned up and Glowy ๐ฅฐ
Waxing seโฆ https://t.co/1AXGLLQjMl
alyssa
@nobootyalyssa
Was going through my jackets to give away and found my long lost wax pen good deeds donโt go unnoticed
06 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Was going through my jackets to give away and found my long lost wax pen ๐ญ๐ญ good deeds donโt go unnoticed
alyssa
@nobootyalyssa
Me singing The Weeknd and Doja parts in You Right pic.twitter.com/66Jna3vLBz
Retweet of status by @PRINCESSGENES1S
05 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me singing The Weeknd and Doja parts in You Right ๐ https://t.co/66Jna3vLBz
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alyssa
@nobootyalyssa
Sad that I didnโt get better pics, I looked so good pic.twitter.com/ZEmqz1Cwou
Retweet of status by @la_yennyy
30 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sad that I didnโt get better pics, I looked so good ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ https://t.co/ZEmqz1Cwou
alizzo
@nobootyalyssa
Do not talk to me about your problems because we both gonna end up at the liquor store
Retweet of status by @fishersnet51
20 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Do not talk to me about your problems because we both gonna end up at the liquor store ๐๐๐ญ
alizzo
@nobootyalyssa
Crystal really sent me a 24 page workout guide on god ima eat her ass
17 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Crystal really sent me a 24 page workout guide ๐ฉ๐ฉ on god ima eat her ass
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐