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futuretrophywife
@nohoesamanda
signing documents with scented glitter pens at my corporate girl job
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futuretrophywife
@nohoesamanda
*at the boba spot*
And donβt forget the balls too
And donβt forget the balls too
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a-man-duh
@nohoesamanda
"I'm not registered to vote"
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a-man-duh
@nohoesamanda
Bitches be like "I'm failing " and have a 3.8 GPA like you think being dumb is cute?
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a-man-duhh
@nohoesamanda
there is nothing in this world that can motivate me to start doing the large amount work i have to do and thatβs on mental illness
a-man-duhh
@nohoesamanda
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a-man-duhh
@nohoesamanda
Bank account looking like everybody getting a text message for Christmas
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a-man-duhh
@nohoesamanda
Girls, give him blue balls itβs no nut November
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a-man-duhh
@nohoesamanda
Go dogs today and everyday baby
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a-man-duhh
@nohoesamanda
hey guys my gpa is trash which automatically makes the dumbest bitch to ever exist
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
