12.
tazz
@noneofyours99
Does this exist?? pic.twitter.com/475xrAiZiV
Retweet of status by @gymlifeanimal
13.
tazz
@noneofyours99
If you see me squinting and holding up these 2 fingers at you 🤏
Just know that you’re head is now squished
Just know that you’re head is now squished
Retweet of status by @Leon_Cooper
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.
tazz
@noneofyours99
You.
Next to me.
Preferably on top of me.
~ That’s all I want…
Next to me.
Preferably on top of me.
~ That’s all I want…
Retweet of status by @TheFiestyFarmer
tazz
@noneofyours99
Her new shoes pic.twitter.com/s4Vfy2zZtV
Retweet of status by @iGreenGod
tazz
@noneofyours99
Sober me bought Krispy Kreme donuts and now stoned me is so happy. I love sober me!
Retweet of status by @Hammynotinmiami
tazz
@noneofyours99
I DONT TRUST NO GIRL WITH LED LIGHTS IN THEY ROOM BECAUSE HOW MANY DUDES YOU HAD AT THIS TALENT SHOW
Retweet of status by @KXNGJXNES
tazz
@noneofyours99
Overhead my aunt on speakerphone with my mom: her now deceased husband screwed her so much she had to get medicine for her vagina.
Retweet of status by @miseryyyyy_
19.
20.
21.
22.
tazz
@noneofyours99
THEN YOU MISTER OFFICER should get a ticket to! For speeding to catch up with me!
tazz
@noneofyours99
You know what hurts me??
When I come up with a great and witty reply and all you do is it…
Apparently you don’t know great and witty…
When I come up with a great and witty reply and all you do is it…
Apparently you don’t know great and witty…
Retweet of status by @Feisty_Ginger_6
tazz
@noneofyours99
Just sit back and wait, be patient
Eventually they will spell something wrong and BOOM you go in for the win on the argument
Eventually they will spell something wrong and BOOM you go in for the win on the argument
tazz
@noneofyours99
I have no idea what this is but pic.twitter.com/503XzWIK5N
...but wait! There's more!
12.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
