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abagofcrisps
@nonzwakaziii
“Sho bafo ” - Me to my 53 year old colleague.
“Molo tata” - me to any other 53 year old.
“Molo tata” - me to any other 53 year old.
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abagofcrisps
@nonzwakaziii
I am bad at texting shame, just come over to my place.
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abagofcrisps
@nonzwakaziii
When my crush takes me serious, I’m deleting this app. UzongiTweet’ela
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abagofcrisps
@nonzwakaziii
Eish I wanna fall in love
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abagofcrisps
@nonzwakaziii
Guys one ndaba at a time please. We losing track
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abagofcrisps
@nonzwakaziii
Maybe she was so drunk she thought it was her boyfriend. Yaz alcohol can make you see illusions
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abagofcrisps
@nonzwakaziii
got to put these on for the first time today pic.twitter.com/0ePwAJU0dG
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abagofcrisps
@nonzwakaziii
I’m such a “let me cater to you” kind of a girlfriend I’ll cook for you, do your laundry, massage your back and f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
abagofcrisps
@nonzwakaziii
MLS
Kick Off 01:00
U1585E7B0 pic.twitter.com/vyDHVk09LG
Kick Off 01:00
U1585E7B0 pic.twitter.com/vyDHVk09LG
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abagofcrisps
@nonzwakaziii
Academically I want to pull up my socks , but I'm wearing secret socks
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abagofcrisps
@nonzwakaziii
no one is as wholesome as a pisces . when a pisces loves you, you won’t doubt it. great listeners. they give grea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
