The Guy Who Tried To Kill Jim Davis (nosleeptilbed)

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@jourdayen “Best Supporting Actor in an Animated Series” wasn’t a category?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Zombie Ronald Reagan @nosleeptilbed

@Boring_Lauren I got my mother a bottle of Pigro and didn’t even notice that

Semaj Nallum @nosleeptilbed

Who’s tryna get arrested? pic.twitter.com/MJkH2alJvj

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Semaj Nallum @nosleeptilbed

I guess Stormy Daniels chose to reference Mario Kart to describe sex with the president because Trump is bad at Smash

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Bentley_SODMG @Bentley_SODMG

“@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”

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brookiiie_23 @brookiiie_23

Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you.

fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*