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alyssa kovach
@not_alyssa_
My sorority's chef is going on Chopped!!! I basically have the next celebrity chef cooking my meals. #ChefDeeFromDZ
08 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My sorority's chef is going on Chopped!!! I basically have the next celebrity chef cooking my meals.π¨πΏβπ³ #ChefDeeFromDZ
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alyssa kovach
@not_alyssa_
Black Sand Beach in Hawaii. pic.twitter.com/CHxhe1YYR1
Retweet of status by @TheWorldStories
15 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Black Sand Beach in Hawaii. β±β« https://t.co/CHxhe1YYR1
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alyssa kovach
@not_alyssa_
OkAY ppl !!!!!! TOMORROW IS OCTOBER :')) fall is amongst us !!! & its my birthday month soo lets. get. SPOOKY. pic.twitter.com/Rj28UvlKZI
Retweet of status by @Leah_Cath27
30 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote OkAY ppl !!!!!! TOMORROW IS OCTOBER :')) fall is amongst us !!! & its my birthday month soo lets. get. SPOOKY. πβοΈππΈ https://t.co/Rj28UvlKZI
alyssa kovach
@not_alyssa_
don't celebrate halloween unless you are literally a skeleton
Retweet of status by @cool_as_heck
15 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote don't π celebrate π halloween π unless π you π are π literally π a π skeleton π
alyssa kovach
@not_alyssa_
when u try to surprise ur parents by coming home and they're not even there
25 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when u try to surprise ur parents by coming home and they're not even there πΆ
alyssa kovach
@not_alyssa_
NOLE NATION FUCK YEAH
28 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote NOLE NATION FUCK YEAH β€οΈπ
alyssa kovach
@not_alyssa_
WAY TO PROUD TO BE SEMINOLE
Retweet of status by @EmilyHartranft
28 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote WAY TO PROUD TO BE SEMINOLEπΉβ€οΈπ
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alyssa kovach
@not_alyssa_
when it's lunch time and you're crazy hungry
but then you see someone you like
but then you see someone you like
Retweet of status by @DennysDiner
09 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π when it's lunch time and you're crazy hungry
but then you see someone you like πΆ
alyssa kovach
@not_alyssa_
pic.twitter.com/gtLsR4uJ4r
Retweet of status by @CriminaIMQuotes
25 May 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π³π http://t.co/gtLsR4uJ4r
alyssa kovach
@not_alyssa_
when you get the ox cord pic.twitter.com/TYAt2znN0i
18 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when you get the ox cordπ₯π₯π₯ http://t.co/TYAt2znN0i
alyssa kovach
@not_alyssa_
Swipe up to make the goat float pic.twitter.com/8qNBnOhWDD
Retweet of status by @EverythingGoats
03 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Swipe up to make the goat float π http://t.co/8qNBnOhWDD
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ