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she-ra
@notjaimie
if trump gets taken down by emails it will be the greatest irony of the century. actually, it would be downright HILLARYous
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she-ra
@notjaimie
@daniellelorie this hits me right in my ho feelings
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she-ra
@notjaimie
From now on I'm referring to bees as 'spicy flies'
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she-ra
@notjaimie
you can't control whether or not people like you but you CAN control how much hotter & happier & more successful than them you are
she-ra
@notjaimie
a nice thing to remember is that if you make even just one person a day happy, you'll have improved 10,950 lives in 30 years
she-ra
@notjaimie
my room still occasionally smells like cough drops, but at least it doesn't smell like raunchy roommate anymore pic.twitter.com/akZlUdEwsM
she-ra
@notjaimie
Thread twitter.com/Christiana1987โฆ
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she-ra
@notjaimie
save me the last piece of garlic bread so I know it's real
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she-ra
@notjaimie
Give me coffee to change the things I can, and alcohol to accept the things I can't
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doug dimmadome
@notjaimie
Give me coffee to change the things I can, and alcohol to accept the things I can't
jai
@notjaimie
@_Chrissy_d I'm in philly rn
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
