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Couch Correspondent ๐ฆ
@notkerouac
The eternal for battle for my socks in a war I lost ago. pic.twitter.com/vBzolDG1LY
11 Jan 19
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Couch Correspondent ๐ฆ
@notkerouac
UEFA Champions League knockout teams by country:
Liverpool
Man City
Man United
Totโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Liverpool
Man City
Man United
Totโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
12 Dec 18
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๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Liverpool
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Man City
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Man United
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Totโฆ https://t.co/MBw1vbP31v
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Couch Correspondent ๐ฆ
@notkerouac
Everyone turn on the news! pic.twitter.com/YMEh7Pohzb
25 Sep 18
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Couch Correspondent ๐ฆ
@notkerouac
A running back would be nowhere without their offensive line.
LeVeon Bell got the Steelers' line Hublot watches โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
LeVeon Bell got the Steelers' line Hublot watches โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
05 Sep 18
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LeVeon Bell got the Steelers' line Hublot watches ๐โฆ https://t.co/8VwQ267Rtm
Couch Correspondent ๐ฆ
@notkerouac
You want Eagle, Eagle? pic.twitter.com/iPuLBFMa8E
15 Jul 18
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Couch Correspondent ๐ฆ
@notkerouac
If Trump blinks first against the Eagles, how badly is he gonna do in negotiations with North Korea?
04 Jun 18
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Couch Correspondent ๐ฆ
@notkerouac
@TigerWoods I envision us doing a buddy cop type film, let me know if I should send the script.
02 Jun 18
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Couch Correspondent ๐ฆ
@notkerouac
@LONG_DRIVE I don't think Greg Luzinski fucking a turtle is going to be celebrated anywhere like it is on High and Inside.
25 Apr 18
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Couch Correspondent ๐ฆ
@notkerouac
Who wore it better?
@BenSimmons25 @TheRock pic.twitter.com/mTVlzQQSG5
@BenSimmons25 @TheRock pic.twitter.com/mTVlzQQSG5
14 Apr 18
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@BenSimmons25 @TheRock https://t.co/mTVlzQQSG5
Couch Correspondent ๐ฆ
@notkerouac
@2Ajit2Tweet I'm even longer dealing with pharma horseshit, it's too accurate...lol.
26 Mar 18
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Couch Correspondent ๐ฆ
@notkerouac
@CowboysNation @MikeGarafolo Actually, it's nothing like that cause Lee has never and will never win a super bowl.
Retweet of status by @notkerouac
17 Feb 18
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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