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nv7281
@nv7281
Cheers to everyone that had a day like mine Thank god there’s wine. Hey look a rhyme!
Please don’t delete me pic.twitter.com/fopTrtnn1e
Please don’t delete me pic.twitter.com/fopTrtnn1e
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nv7281
@nv7281
I think I may have met my 17,315,735th soulmate
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nv7281
@nv7281
Wait...you guys 10k? What the actual fuck? I don’t even have boobs OR ass in my avi
If I haven’t followed you ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
If I haven’t followed you ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @photogal519
nv7281
@nv7281
MY HEART
: sasharottie pic.twitter.com/ioIa5w2MvZ
: sasharottie pic.twitter.com/ioIa5w2MvZ
Retweet of status by @Standardpups
nv7281
@nv7281
I’m instantly happier on sunny days
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nv7281
@nv7281
15: Happy Valentines Day Mommy. I love you more than a back alley hooker loves crack.
Me: Awe
Me: Awe
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@nv7281
Is it still called “a beef” if two vegans are fighting?
Retweet of status by @bgdadyspnkbtm
nv7281
@nv7281
Dear Drunk Drivers,
I get it, you don’t give a shit about your life. Cool. But can you maybe try to give a shit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I get it, you don’t give a shit about your life. Cool. But can you maybe try to give a shit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
nv7281
@nv7281
My husband says I flirt like an old man who hasn't been laid in awhile
Retweet of status by @_queenofcool
nv7281
@nv7281
twitter.com/Standardpups/s…
He's like my Loki
He's like my Loki
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
