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@oSoChick757
Gosh it would be so ducking nice if people actually did their fucking job.
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@oSoChick757
Dispatch held me over by two hours and then asked why I clocked out late... #EMSProbs pic.twitter.com/msj1IYsejh
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@oSoChick757
Hospital business tactic: Keep EMS room loaded with snacks so more squads convince patients to come in when secretly EMS wants to eat..
Retweet of status by @EMSProblems_
Paytonβ€
@oSoChick757
There's something about the sound of the crack of the bat...
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@oSoChick757
I did, I did. pic.twitter.com/wWuHBxZ5v4
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Paytonβ€
@oSoChick757
Make money not friends
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@oSoChick757
Nothing pisses me off more than having to work with a corporate supervisor
Retweet of status by @AnnoyedEMT
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@oSoChick757
Me: I don't like people.
Friend: But you're in EMS???
Me: Yes, I enjoy prolonging people's miserable existences
Friend: But you're in EMS???
Me: Yes, I enjoy prolonging people's miserable existences
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@oSoChick757
When you and your partner look at each other and both say "fuck" when another unit asks for an additional ambulance...
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Paytonβ€
@oSoChick757
19 year old in with the flu
Me: Name and date of birth
Patient: my name is daddy
I fucking quit.
Me: Name and date of birth
Patient: my name is daddy
I fucking quit.
Retweet of status by @Disfordilaudid
Paytonβ€
@oSoChick757
True this year too. pic.twitter.com/juEqD9XkDm
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
