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@HereticalSin Did you see me make everyone think that goal was offside...
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I just invented a new word: "plagiarism."...
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Only a rumour though... pic.twitter.com/fe8TIVvGjg
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@EricIdle The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around...
Jesus H Christ ๐ท
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@HamillHimself 47800000000โฐ00000โฐ0000000โฐ000000 of your Earth Credits...
Jesus H Christ ๐ท
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First picture of water on Mars... pic.twitter.com/Yv3zb8TpFd
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@LucifersTweetz Hey I think I've done enough. I even died so everyone could get their sin on...
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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates...
Prime mates...
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Well you would know... twitter.com/ksorbs/status/โฆ
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@LucifersTweetz That's a relief...
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@SnakeBadAss You were Spiderman yesterday. And a Starfleet Officer. I can't keep up...
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
