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Kristi
@oh_em_fn_gee
@rustygunters I will! How could the testicle festival even happen without Rusty?!
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Kristi
@oh_em_fn_gee
This sounds like something FAKE TUNA would say... pic.twitter.com/U8Dpmqo1GU
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Kristi
@oh_em_fn_gee
A man that thinks I’m enough as I am would be pretty damn great.
Universe… I give it to you.
Universe… I give it to you.
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Kristi
@oh_em_fn_gee
It's December in Arkansas, so you know what that means.
Tornadoes. Apparently it means tornadoes.
Tornadoes. Apparently it means tornadoes.
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Kristi
@oh_em_fn_gee
If you see me out there, say hello. I’ll buy you a coffee and we can talk about whatever.
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Kristi
@oh_em_fn_gee
Breathing. twitter.com/BellaDivineMtl…
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Kristi
@oh_em_fn_gee
I think pre-flight presentations should include:
“If you’re gonna act like an idiot we will literally duct tape yo ass to the seat”
“If you’re gonna act like an idiot we will literally duct tape yo ass to the seat”
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Kristi
@oh_em_fn_gee
Just went outside for the second time in a week and I gotta tell ya I did not care for it
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Kristi
@oh_em_fn_gee
da sweet baybees twitter.com/buitengebieden…
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Kristi
@oh_em_fn_gee
If you’ve paid for your wrongs and learned not to repeat them then it’s time to stop paying.
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Kristi
@oh_em_fn_gee
normalize doing things alone because you don’t have a choice, you fucking loser
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
