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sentient toyota prius
@ohwormongod
i love to kidnap other peoples babies and throw them into the ocean
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sentient toyota prius
@ohwormongod
Nothing says summer like cracking open a cold can of LaCroix! Hands up if you agree! pic.twitter.com/fPbmyS4CaC
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sentient toyota prius
@ohwormongod
Harder
Better
Faster
Father π§βοΈ
Better
Faster
Father π§βοΈ
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sentient toyota prius
@ohwormongod
Oh thanks for tossing me an RT on your locked private account with 200 followers
Retweet of status by @lasergiant1
sentient toyota prius
@ohwormongod
Just found my exβs fiancΓ© on Twitter. Dude doesnβt even have 400 followers pic.twitter.com/Xrb1mfLOIG
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sentient toyota prius
@ohwormongod
Rubbing weed in my face and then rubbing my face on the couch and wiggling around on my back I love this shit
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sentient toyota prius
@ohwormongod
Blasting so many ciggies today
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@ohwormongod
@ohwormongod we on that redwall shit
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sentient toyota prius
@ohwormongod
Siri can u please gobble on this D
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
