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Olga Khazan
@olgakhazan
Well it happened. I got too aggressive with the at-home hair cutting and I shaved my boyfriend’s eyebrow off
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Olga Khazan
@olgakhazan
That feeling when you're counting down the minutes until CMS data comes back online
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Olga Khazan
@olgakhazan
Yelling, loud speech, singing worse than coughing and sneezing
"Micron-scale expiratory particles emitted ...suc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
"Micron-scale expiratory particles emitted ...suc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @EricTopol
Olga Khazan
@olgakhazan
Treat yourself by not clicking on the "all critical reviews" button of your book's Amazon page
Olga Khazan
@olgakhazan
Shout out to everyone who just looked up when their IUD expires in their Google calendar
Olga Khazan
@olgakhazan
I wrote about outdoor school! It might be the answer to our school-reopening problems, so why isn't it happening o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Olga Khazan
@olgakhazan
I think the reason my boyfriend and I are still together is that he has decided that when I yell at him, “I don’t really mean it”
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Olga Khazan
@olgakhazan
Just saw a “don’t touch your face” poster and it made me so anxious I touched my nose, mouth, and eyes in quick succession
Olga Khazan
@olgakhazan
My book tip of the week: Pre-order @olgakhazan’s Weird book amazon.com/Weird-Power-Be… twitter.com/olgakhazan/sta…
Retweet of status by @PoliticoRyan
Olga Khazan
@olgakhazan
It's cough into *the crook* of your elbow, not your actual elbow, which would be impossible
Olga Khazan
@olgakhazan
My dad's moving and just posted his mattress to Facebook marketplace. "Mattress cover-protected since day one. No need to sanitize."
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
