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@owen_cfife
Today marks 2 years since this girl called me bro when I was trying to shoot my shot at her.
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@owen_cfife
This is the best statue you can find in Zimbabwe... and its located in Bulawayo kwaNtuthu ziyathunqa pic.twitter.com/JeL4rkGNcW
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@owen_cfife
Me in a kombie, practising in my head to say "After robot" pic.twitter.com/8BuAmMRslr
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@owen_cfife
Tall girls be 1.8m tall but 800cm dzacho riri guma
Retweet of status by @_MakdShelby
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@owen_cfife
The plan is to marry at 75, suffer a little bit and die
Retweet of status by @DrLeroyMuguti
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@owen_cfife
Don't brag about your morals till you make money, imwe yacho inhamo inodzikamisa
Retweet of status by @Ethelwekkwedu
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@owen_cfife
Once you marry the wrong wife, the devil will stop following you.
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@owen_cfife
After eating your chips alone in the bus and now you are turning to me asking βWhat is the time?β
Itβs 33:64
Nonsense
Itβs 33:64
Nonsense
Retweet of status by @ryanmakamba
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@owen_cfife
Will Smith: "I did that for us baby"
Jada: Tupac wouldβve shot him
#cuck pic.twitter.com/XVXV7Dkntd
Jada: Tupac wouldβve shot him
#cuck pic.twitter.com/XVXV7Dkntd
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@owen_cfife
No offense but physical attraction isn't enough for me, we got to vibe on a deeper level
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The Black Sheep
@owen_cfife
Potency, efficacy and intrinsic activity.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
