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@ degenerate
@oxidedox
just asked two separate well dressed friends where they were headed. both responded, with a tinge of shame, "umm.... a smoker "
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@ degenerate
@oxidedox
just reminiscing about how in high school ms lanich said that black sororities are racist and wondering how that woman is allowed to teach
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@ degenerate
@oxidedox
straight girls: it's not ya gbf's job to teach you how to have anal. find yourself a wikihow
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
another belt lost in the hustle and bustle of airport security. rest in peace in peace
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
The @Paralympics begin in days!!!
#RoadToRio @USParalympics snpy.tv/1qOJBQ2
#RoadToRio @USParalympics snpy.tv/1qOJBQ2
Retweet of status by @NBCOlympics
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
you ever feel like you're having a crisis of identity but you don't know where to turn cuz all your friends are in the holy land
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
I don't any of you enough to use this new button on your tweets, sorry.
Retweet of status by @KenJennings
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@ degenerate
@oxidedox
the boy i had a crush on at chuck e cheese matched with me on tinder but is ignoring my message
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
i am at peace with yellow stinging insects
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
Dilf Goals!! pic.twitter.com/T4RFFJhHpy
Retweet of status by @ineedahitta
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
two days in a row i've approached a parallel parking spot ready to tear it up and two days in a row i've choked and driven away in shame
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
