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patrick rinehardt
@p_rinehardt
Customer: I work border patrol down south. You don't need to know much spanish just point something at them and yell mono, they will stop.
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patrick rinehardt
@p_rinehardt
And... now I got tickets to see Breaking Benjamin
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patrick rinehardt
@p_rinehardt
Waking up still a little drunk from the night before, but still going to the gym in the morning
patrick rinehardt
@p_rinehardt
Still can't believe I saw skillet, seether, papa roach, volbeat, and metallica this past weekend live. And it's already over
patrick rinehardt
@p_rinehardt
It's official. I have the worst luck. @Michael_Schlund
patrick rinehardt
@p_rinehardt
@SCKutil and if ya do get too drunk. Make sure you force a couple extra shots down for me
patrick rinehardt
@p_rinehardt
Haha who else?! pic.twitter.com/QaKQGZzulN
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patrick rinehardt
@p_rinehardt
Lookin a lot like your cousin
patrick rinehardt
@p_rinehardt
I just want to give up
patrick rinehardt
@p_rinehardt
Gains pic.twitter.com/P54TsJvwLd
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patrick rinehardt
@p_rinehardt
Getting tatted next thursday
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
