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Paddy Gallagher
@pad_gal
The kitchen units in my house seem to have become sentient and now appear to be working for MI6 in counter-intelligence…
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Paddy Gallagher
@pad_gal
I bet the brakes are Jammin’… pic.twitter.com/9NVS4j1Dzg
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Paddy Gallagher
@pad_gal
What’s the name of these upright wooden stick things they use in cricket? I’m stumped.. pic.twitter.com/lAsnfddXcc
Paddy Gallagher
@pad_gal
Trying to decide what material to use for my driveway but I’ve no concrete plans…
Paddy Gallagher
@pad_gal
I gave an elephant a zucchini once;
he didn’t like it and never had it again…
so it’s true that an elephant never courgettes…
he didn’t like it and never had it again…
so it’s true that an elephant never courgettes…
Paddy Gallagher
@pad_gal
Did you know that Tom Holland’s real name is Thomas The Netherlands…
Paddy Gallagher
@pad_gal
I wonder how many games of Peekaboo end in ICU?
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Paddy Gallagher
@pad_gal
I was told by someone recently I’ve a really big heart; unfortunately it was a cardiologist and apparently it’s quite serious…
Paddy Gallagher
@pad_gal
I’m not a big fan of orange flavoured liquors - that may be a Cointreau-versal statement…
Paddy Gallagher
@pad_gal
Did you know that Tom Holland’s real name is Thomas The Netherlands…
Paddy Gallagher
@pad_gal
Those who say no man is an island obviously have never heard of the Isle of Man or Derek Island…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
