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paige
@paigedionne
I can't diet for shit
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paige
@paigedionne
Slow drivers in the fast lane fry me, move overrrrrr
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paige
@paigedionne
So today Kev and I bought a bed, fridge and bedside cabinet ready for our new home. Almost all prepared
paige
@paigedionne
Of course my last case would be setting up a £121k payment plan
paige
@paigedionne
11 hour shift today and back to the grind tomorrow. Over time is a killer
paige
@paigedionne
I'M DEAD pic.twitter.com/bPtJ8GDdBV
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paige
@paigedionne
Feel so competent cos my manager has asked if I wanna go to different sites to train people
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paige
@paigedionne
this is so cute pic.twitter.com/mzfFFJCYle
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paige
@paigedionne
Seeing a woman smoke a cigar from her vagina today was a first
paige
@paigedionne
You know when you piss off your girl and she won't let you touch her She will fully lift your hand of her and place your hand on yourself.
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paige
@paigedionne
Am I ready for today to be the start of the rest of my life?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
