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TLC_Painting
@painting_tlc
This motherfucker really tried to outstare me
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TLC_Painting
@painting_tlc
Can't believe they're gone. This Christmas will be 65000000th one without the dinosaurs
Retweet of status by @karanbirtinna
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TLC_Painting
@painting_tlc
Got a covid booster AND the shingles vaccine today. Same arm. Thought I was hardcore. Now I can't lift my arm.
TLC_Painting
@painting_tlc
Dear grocery stores, do you really have to put the fresh cilantro and the fresh parsley right next to each other in the produce aisle?
Retweet of status by @WmDeanFrench
TLC_Painting
@painting_tlc
@Clarkaliciouss I might be
TLC_Painting
@painting_tlc
Let's start a thread of random advice. No need to be specific. Just let er fly.
Retweet of status by @ResusCGMedia
TLC_Painting
@painting_tlc
I'm waiting for the white supremacist backlash to raise its ugly head during the next SCOTUS confirmation proceβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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TLC_Painting
@painting_tlc
I said good morning mother fucker's. Please, say it back.
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TLC_Painting
@painting_tlc
I'm a real bitch with real bitch problems.
Ow, I just poked myself in the eye with mascara.
Ow, I just poked myself in the eye with mascara.
TLC_Painting
@painting_tlc
I posted this late night but itβs too funny not to post again pic.twitter.com/SHzGbMasIQ
Retweet of status by @charliegirl0527
TLC_Painting
@painting_tlc
Just heard a girl refer to lesbian sex as clam jamming and I'm fuckin dead now
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
