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Usisi Nandi🦋
@pallnandi
Condoms are so unsatisfying, everything is ruined .
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Usisi Nandi🦋
@pallnandi
If Men can have preference of girls with big bum & boobs, why can’t Women have preference for men with flat tummy and money ?
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Usisi Nandi🦋
@pallnandi
Y’all don’t have any other picture of her ? twitter.com/dailyloud/stat…
Usisi Nandi🦋
@pallnandi
Everyone sounding like their ex was a demon but yet we are all somebody’s ex.
Usisi Nandi🦋
@pallnandi
It’s not even funny that was too close Ffs pic.twitter.com/0HJPNSt5Yh
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Usisi Nandi🦋
@pallnandi
Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?
What do they need the extra time for?
What do they need the extra time for?
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Usisi Nandi🦋
@pallnandi
Why do baby clothes have pockets? They don’t even own shit yet….
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Usisi Nandi🦋
@pallnandi
Whenever you say “I had a dream about you” people always assume sexual shit . No I went to McDonald’s and you was the cashier
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Usisi Nandi🦋
@pallnandi
But that slow sex while talking and kissing be the best…
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Usisi Nandi🦋
@pallnandi
The sex I want ain’t for no sneaky link bc i might get pregnant
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Usisi Nandi🦋
@pallnandi
Fuck talking stage?
Bro do you give head?
Bro do you give head?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
