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Parker (Taylor’s Version)
@parker2point0
you can't jump the track ️ we're like cars on a cable and life's like an hourglass glued to the table ️
Retweet of status by @GENDERFUNERAL
22 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote you can't 🚫 jump 🏃 the track 🛤️ we're like cars 🚘 on a cable 🚋 and life's 🧬 like an hourglass ⏳ glued to the table 🍽️
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Strawberry Ice Cream in Malibu
@parker2point0
12 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote today’s wisdom: every day of your life, look at the situations you’re in, and think to yourself… how can i make this about me? ❤️
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Strawberry Ice Cream in Malibu
@parker2point0
gonna submit this to buzzfeed wish me luck!! pic.twitter.com/zFDe1piWL3
Retweet of status by @burnrvbber
27 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote gonna submit this to buzzfeed wish me luck!!🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 https://t.co/zFDe1piWL3
Strawberry Ice Cream in Malibu
@parker2point0
would be really cool and sexy if I took a nap at my desk and people stopped calling
Retweet of status by @reallyreallygay
07 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote would be really cool and sexy if I took a nap at my desk and people stopped calling 😢
Strawberry Ice Cream in Malibu
@parker2point0
@MileyCyrus @billyraycyrus Can we get a 2021 version of this song!
pic.twitter.com/KtIoosJkCr
pic.twitter.com/KtIoosJkCr
Retweet of status by @mileystann12
21 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @MileyCyrus @billyraycyrus Can we get a 2021 version of this song! ❤
https://t.co/KtIoosJkCr
Strawberry Ice Cream in Malibu
@parker2point0
having a gr*ndr relapse
Retweet of status by @CoIIegeBoard
24 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote having a gr*ndr relapse 🤦🏻♂️
Jupiter Boy
@parker2point0
lmaooo I wanted Twitter to have stories so bad just for me to not use it
Retweet of status by @trayoncemua
14 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote lmaooo I wanted Twitter to have stories so bad just for me to not use it😂😂
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Apple Crisp Bud Light Seltzer
@parker2point0
Tummy hurt pic.twitter.com/mZJVUM2XVE
31 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tummy hurt 💔 https://t.co/mZJVUM2XVE
2 Daddy Penny
@parker2point0
parker got me a carebear i’m pic.twitter.com/nZcFojxYYY
Retweet of status by @dumpsterisland
23 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote parker got me a carebear i’m 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 https://t.co/nZcFojxYYY
2 Daddy Penny
@parker2point0
y’all when a communist system eliminates the need for choice bc the means of production are controlled:
y’all whe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
y’all whe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @dumpsterisland
16 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote y’all when a communist system eliminates the need for choice bc the means of production are controlled: 😡
y’all whe… https://t.co/9WYWv1HUpp
Head Baby In Charge
@parker2point0
say what you want about OnlyFans but im 19 and this is my bank account pic.twitter.com/1bNyTB0Fdn
29 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote say what you want about OnlyFans but im 19 and this is my bank account 🛍 https://t.co/1bNyTB0Fdn
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊