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Mickey
@paseda_
Nops Donβt equate peace of mind to being bored oh. twitter.com/famousbobson/sβ¦
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Mickey
@paseda_
Caught my boyfriend cheating on me last night, I hope he forgives me for interrupting him
Retweet of status by @StuckOnMarss
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Mickeyπ
@paseda_
NYSC hasnβt been my favorite time of the year but I take good pictures on CDS days pic.twitter.com/4DTIPsB17O
Mickeyπ
@paseda_
Hey everyone! The second part of "Bottles up" has been posted. Trust me, you would pray for a continuation but pleβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Mickeyπ
@paseda_
Yoruba people and their respect are so disgusting. Someone in my bus just called the driver "daddy driver" like c'mon na.
Mickey
@paseda_
@paseda_ Stranger :hey, whats your name?
Me: Mevi
Stranger: melvin, mavi, melvi
Me: no, M- E- V- I
Stranger: wheβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Me: Mevi
Stranger: melvin, mavi, melvi
Me: no, M- E- V- I
Stranger: wheβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Mickey
@paseda_
Stranger: hey, what's your name
Me: Paseda
Stranger: huh?
"Paseda"
"Palshender?"
"Paseda"
"Macheder?"
Me: yes.
Me: Paseda
Stranger: huh?
"Paseda"
"Palshender?"
"Paseda"
"Macheder?"
Me: yes.
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Mickey
@paseda_
Funniest shit I heard a soldier say was, "otondo, why are you shining federal government teeth"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
