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Pat Deez
@pdiddy71
Iβm having a threesome tonight . Itβs two body pillows and myself all night long
Retweet of status by @HeyokaMuse
16 Jan 19
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Pat Deez
@pdiddy71
#ThingsParentsNeverTellYou
You can't afford a therapist, for living with us, but welcome to your beer!
You can't afford a therapist, for living with us, but welcome to your beer!
Retweet of status by @real_CazBucket
09 Jan 19
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You can't afford a therapist, for living with us, but welcome to your beer! π
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Pat Deez
@pdiddy71
#FakeParentingFacts Your son won't piss right in your eye the very first time you put a nappy on him
#Moment
#Moment
06 Jan 19
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#Momentππ€£π
Pat the Xmas Bunny
@pdiddy71
So this beautifulman my husband has spent the last two days with me at thelearning my care needs so I can returnβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @MichLdogs
18 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So this beautifulβ€οΈman my husband has spent the last two days with me at theπ₯learning my care needs so I can returnβ¦ https://t.co/Er9GhHr60K
Pat without Hats
@pdiddy71
Who are you anyway? #GifYourInnerSelf
Here's us pic.twitter.com/3nqDTO4BzL
Here's us pic.twitter.com/3nqDTO4BzL
Retweet of status by @SeriousGirlGang
29 Nov 18
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Here's us β¬ https://t.co/3nqDTO4BzL
Pat without Hats
@pdiddy71
Here come the #Hokies pic.twitter.com/0E1rGuBy29
Retweet of status by @HokiesWBB
25 Nov 18
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Pat without Hats
@pdiddy71
#TheBestThingAboutThe2000s
Got my 1st tattoo in 2002 pic.twitter.com/WwPPxuoyj5
Got my 1st tattoo in 2002 pic.twitter.com/WwPPxuoyj5
Retweet of status by @chellemybell22
15 Nov 18
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Got my 1st tattoo in 2002 π https://t.co/WwPPxuoyj5
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Pat without Hats
@pdiddy71
#IDiedALittleWhen
I saw the news on Sunday.
Stop shooting people.
I saw the news on Sunday.
Stop shooting people.
31 Oct 18
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I saw the news on Sunday.
Stop shooting people. π
Patrick
@pdiddy71
Anything that wasnβt your fault.
#WeirdThingsToApologizeFor
#WeirdThingsToApologizeFor
Retweet of status by @AAskelson
02 Oct 18
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πππ #WeirdThingsToApologizeFor
Patrick
@pdiddy71
#GoingDownInHistoryAs most likely to proofread a tweet and send, only to realize I still had a mistake
01 Oct 18
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Patrick
@pdiddy71
#GiveATipIn4Words
Put the tip in.... pic.twitter.com/FCuGdiQTWc
Put the tip in.... pic.twitter.com/FCuGdiQTWc
Retweet of status by @lisamarie1222
13 Sep 18
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Put the tip in....ππ https://t.co/FCuGdiQTWc
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ