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Lady Goodman
@peekaydee
random stranger just stopped me to tell me I'm beautiful. I was of two minds 50% "awh, you! Go on..." 50% "um, cool" *screams, runs*
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Lady Goodman
@peekaydee
I talk to my pot of lucky bamboo, Jarvis, several times a week. He's truly flourishing & is my pride and joy http://t.co/1H8ybSSbJ4
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Lady Goodman
@peekaydee
always remember β@AndrewWK: Every drink you take. Every dance move you make. Every cup you cake. I'll be partying with you.β
Lady Goodman
@peekaydee
I lied about my wine friend... This block of coconut rough chocolate is also helping me feel better #eatingmyfeelings #fatandhappy
Flirty Sanchez
@peekaydee
@invaynity viewing the last of 4 open houses for the morning in a tic, we no longer run wild- we've been domesticated!
Flirty Sanchez
@peekaydee
my neighbours are blasting Gold 104.3 which is currently playing Total Eclipse of the Heart- SOOO MANYYY EMOSHAAAANZZZ
Flirty Sanchez
@peekaydee
BAHAHAHA! My best drunk Botox face from last night #hotmess http://t.co/NxhUwQ2yKe
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Flirty Sanchez
@peekaydee
once a day, I'll see a hot Asian girl and DEEPLY resent my own lack of Asian genes, why couldn't I at least be a half cast? WHYYY?
Flirty Sanchez
@peekaydee
come here, lover boy!
Flirty Sanchez
@peekaydee
come home to shitty news, wanna go back on holidayyy
Flirty Sanchez
@peekaydee
Limitless, whattaflick! #bradleycooper #whattababe
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
