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Penelope Rochester
@pennrochester
I could set some new records for sleeping the longest
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Penelope Rochester
@pennrochester
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Penelope Rochester
@pennrochester
Motion sensor light goes off in the garden at 2.30am, thought a murderer was coming to kill me, turns out it was just a fox...
Penn Rochester
@pennrochester
Whenever I decide to start singing and belt it out, home alone, my bloody neighbours always see me going for it
Penn Rochester
@pennrochester
Aww, dad's taking me for dinner and to the cinema, what a cutie
Penn Rochester
@pennrochester
I've never sneezed this much is my life
Penn Rochester
@pennrochester
Free's first on a Monday mean that I can do all the work I was meant to do on the weekend now
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Penn Rochester
@pennrochester
Haven't had a Nando's in absolutely ages
Penn Rochester
@pennrochester
@lucewhitehouse covered in @sarahturpin_'s car shit pic.twitter.com/TmchCJQZab
Penn Rochester
@pennrochester
5 exams in 4 days. I'm not stressed or anything.
Penelope Rochester
@pennrochester
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
