iEmoji Feeds @Cranky AF (permanentpenis)
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Cranky AF
@permanentpenis
my wife on phone w her friend: “you’ll get a whole lot further with honey than with poison” jfc
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Cranky AF
@permanentpenis
I don’t know who needs to hear this but showing your friend photos of your tits is self care.
And I am your friend.
Let’s heal.
And I am your friend.
Let’s heal.
Retweet of status by @Riverrunsred44
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Cranky AF
@permanentpenis
I can’t concern myself with the actions of peasants.
Retweet of status by @SoulCoughingOne
Cranky AF
@permanentpenis
today is my 69th bday and i just found out i’m gonna be a father!!!
Casey AF
@permanentpenis
@MATDADDY2 ty babe
Casey AF
@permanentpenis
cracks me up when women flirt with my wife on here, she has no idea how to reply
Casey AF
@permanentpenis
I’m not rude I just don’t happen to give a fuck if you like me or not.
Retweet of status by @RomantiqAlchemy
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Casey AF
@permanentpenis
I jerked off and it didn’t even feel good
Retweet of status by @raymondh3h3
Casey AF
@permanentpenis
Short girls be like, “I’ll fuck you up!”
What you gonna do? Tie my shoes together?
What you gonna do? Tie my shoes together?
Retweet of status by @bgdadyspnkbtm
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
“@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”
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