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KillJöy
@phalguy
@justwanttobeme3 Me too.
01 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @justwanttobeme3 Me too. 😘
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KillJöy
@phalguy
Came so hard, I yelled out hitachi
Retweet of status by @wineoclock39
04 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Came so hard, I yelled out hitachi 💅🏻
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KillJöy
@phalguy
@FavstarOfTheDay @Flattliner Fake trophies help me be less disappointed in myself.
Thanks @Flattliner so much for the cup!
Thanks @Flattliner so much for the cup!
19 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @FavstarOfTheDay @Flattliner Fake trophies help me be less disappointed in myself.
Thanks @Flattliner so much for the cup! 🏆
KillJöy
@phalguy
I'm ready for the early bird dinner buffet and bed.
Get at me fellas!
Me flirting
Get at me fellas!
Me flirting
Retweet of status by @GApeach4216
14 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm ready for the early bird dinner buffet and bed.
Get at me fellas!
Me flirting 💅🏼
KillJöy
@phalguy
I don't hashtag, but I'll make an exception for all the incredible veterans participating in the #InvictusGames2017.
Welcome to Canada.
Welcome to Canada.
23 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don't hashtag, but I'll make an exception for all the incredible veterans participating in the #InvictusGames2017.
Welcome to Canada. 🇨🇦
KillJöy
@phalguy
does not wear panties would however wear edible ones just so you would not have to pull them aside. Cause polite AF I am!
Retweet of status by @GApeach4216
06 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 👈🏼 does not wear panties would however wear edible ones just so you would not have to pull them aside. Cause polite AF I am!
10 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 4: Dad, was I a mistake?
Dad: No, your mom and I planned you.
Me: * Mutters under breath* You plan a quickie...
Dad: I heard that 😑
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KillJöy
@phalguy
My 2 favorite emojis.....
Need I say more?
Need I say more?
Retweet of status by @justwanttobeme3
04 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My 2 favorite emojis.....🐂 💩
Need I say more?
KillJöy
@phalguy
Contest
Theme: Kissing!
Cuz #InternationalKissingDay
Entry: RT this & follow
Rules: Link max 3 tweets
Clo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Theme: Kissing!
Cuz #InternationalKissingDay
Entry: RT this & follow
Rules: Link max 3 tweets
Clo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Retweet of status by @KnockoutThurs
06 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 👊🏻Contest💥
Theme: Kissing!👄😚
Cuz #InternationalKissingDay
Entry: RT this & follow
Rules: Link max 3 tweets
Clo… https://t.co/4wtdWtM9aI
KillJöy
@phalguy
I've been deemed "Mediocre Mom"
Losing my "Super Mom" rank because I fed my children cereal.
The audacity!
Losing my "Super Mom" rank because I fed my children cereal.
The audacity!
Retweet of status by @justwanttobeme3
22 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I've been deemed "Mediocre Mom"
Losing my "Super Mom" rank because I fed my children cereal.
The audacity! 😂
KillJöy
@phalguy
Nurse's week is over and I'm going to miss all the ass slaps now.
Retweet of status by @SouthernSassy5
13 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nurse's week is over and I'm going to miss all the ass slaps now. 😔
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊