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Nonzaliseko
@phumelelaq
Cashiers:
When helping a black person
When helping a white person
When helping a black person
When helping a white person
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Nonzaliseko
@phumelelaq
Why is Common so fucking FINE?!
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Nonzaliseko
@phumelelaq
I need to graduate, work and then specialize . I wanna be rich. YHU
Nonzaliseko
@phumelelaq
Being broke nauseates me
Nonzaliseko
@phumelelaq
Dick so big it's like a foot is in your mouth
Nonzaliseko
@phumelelaq
Seeing or hearing your mom cry has got to be one of the most painful things ever
Nonzaliseko
@phumelelaq
It's obvious that I'm not attending my 8am Pathology Prac since I'm still awake at this time
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Nonzaliseko SLAYSβοΈ!
@phumelelaq
It's National Sex Day. RT if you not getting any
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Nonzaliseko SLAYSβοΈ!
@phumelelaq
Honestly, there's only one Queen B we recognize & she's from Houston, Texas. Born on 4th September, 1981 twitter.com/mylifeassne/stβ¦
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Nonzaliseko SLAYSβοΈ!
@phumelelaq
I wonder if I'll ever get to the stage of my life where I have special cutlery that stays in a locked briefcase & is only used NgeChristmas
Nonzaliseko SLAYSβοΈ!
@phumelelaq
It would be totes great if ndingatyiwa rn but ke ulife doesn't allow
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
