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ཞɛąƖ ɖɛąƖ ℘ıƈƙƖɛʂ
@piddle_fart
Friends who are only there when it's convenient.
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Retweet of status by @Havish_AF
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ཞɛąƖ ɖɛąƖ ℘ıƈƙƖɛʂ
@piddle_fart
Staind's "It's Been a While" is on classic rock radio station. Lmao, I'm seriously done. AM I REALLY THAT OLD?! Yes, yes I am
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Cнгιsτϻλs Ƥιςκlεs
@piddle_fart
No YOU'RE sipping wine and listening to old country music.. wait, that's me bc it's totally cool haha at least for us over 35
🏈WἶէէყPἶƈƙlεʂ
@piddle_fart
I hv worked sooo much this week and weekend, I,really miss most of you guys and gals
🏈WἶէէყPἶƈƙlεʂ
@piddle_fart
I currently hv 3,981 followers.. by the end of the week I wanna be able to disappoint at least 19 more ppl
⚾WἶէէყPἶƈƙlεʂ
@piddle_fart
[after an argument “ends”]
Him: “Are you still mad?”:
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Her: “Oh, and remember October 11th,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Him: “Are you still mad?”:
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Her: “Oh, and remember October 11th,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @Love_bug1016
⚾WἶէէყPἶƈƙlεʂ
@piddle_fart
pizza ordered
pants off
pipe packed
perfect night
pants off
pipe packed
perfect night
Retweet of status by @DitzMcGeee
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⚾WἶէէყPἶƈƙlεʂ
@piddle_fart
Saw a sign that said Dairy Queen has pulled pork. I'm not entirely sure I want the DQ pulling my pork lol
⚾WἶէէყPἶƈƙlεʂ
@piddle_fart
My kitty is really sick and I'm too sick to work right now. Idk what else to do but ask for help. Please help me… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @SSparklesDaily
⚾WἶէէყPἶƈƙlεʂ
@piddle_fart
⚾WἶէէყPἶƈƙlεʂ
@piddle_fart
Me, to daughter: I love you, so much!
4 year old: I LOVE YOUR BUTT!
I think she's ready, for twitter.
4 year old: I LOVE YOUR BUTT!
I think she's ready, for twitter.
Retweet of status by @EmmyStar79
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
