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briyoncΓ©
@pizza_sluut
I'm going to get myself fired and I don't even care and I'm too young to be this jaded
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briyoncΓ©
@pizza_sluut
me: Do you want thai food tonight
wife: what the hell?
me: oh sorry, clapslock
wife: what the hell?
me: oh sorry, clapslock
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briyoncΓ©
@pizza_sluut
Happy 4th of July pic.twitter.com/hr1D0E9nC6
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briyoncΓ©
@pizza_sluut
Just a thought pic.twitter.com/kuMMrkRaU0
Retweet of status by @stefamphetamine
briyoncΓ©
@pizza_sluut
My horse: "I hate the flies! "
Me: "ok well if you let me-"
My horse: "No! I hate the fly spray "
Me: "ok well if you let me-"
My horse: "No! I hate the fly spray "
Retweet of status by @_Sporthorse
briyoncΓ©
@pizza_sluut
Our fios equipment has been sitting here for the past few days, has me googlin' "how to set up fios on your own"
briyoncΓ©
@pizza_sluut
"The Terminator" looks a little frazzled #RK3DE pic.twitter.com/8scVghkBcA
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briyoncΓ©
@pizza_sluut
I'm mad at how the air in the jersey makes me look fat & Harry is mad at my antics pic.twitter.com/5RJDIAktUS
briyoncΓ©
@pizza_sluut
My brother called, I wished him a happy national sibling day and then asked what he got me
briyoncΓ©
@pizza_sluut
Ever plank till you almost vomited in front of erryone at the gym?
...but wait! There's more!
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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