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@pizzatrash
was just walking thru the mall and this kid waves me and my bf down and says "are you a couple!?!" "yes" "OMG GAY IS SLAY!! CUTE COUPLE"
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@pizzatrash
Happy Halloweeeeeennn enjoy the nice fall weather everybody!!
: @cgifox pic.twitter.com/28ISawM3SJ
: @cgifox pic.twitter.com/28ISawM3SJ
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@pizzatrash
@videah_ you gotta scan it
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@pizzatrash
when someone youve been thirsting over just posts their whole cock and balls on main
β conor β
@pizzatrash
just went to the apple store and got one of those fancy new macbooks q pic.twitter.com/al4HJHOf5Y
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@pizzatrash
*crashes head-on into ur car* omg do u hate me
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@pizzatrash
if anyone wanna be my dad ill give u a $25 gift card to home depot
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@pizzatrash
is it weird to get a boner when someone says they love u
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@pizzatrash
oops slid into someone's dms and I think they hated it
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@pizzatrash
the inches part of ur height is now ur cock size
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@pizzatrash
"Doin' alright up there?" "Y-yeah, but I lost count of your reps" "No worries, buddy, just a few hundred more" pic.twitter.com/h90bZIpeZi
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
