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Ashley Pledger
@pledgerrr
I spend more time writing "to do lists" than I spend doing anything on the fuckin list
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Ashley Pledger
@pledgerrr
Went to a pub quiz and the ONLY question I knew the answer to was what time maccies served breakfast til
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Ashley Pledger
@pledgerrr
When u catch ur boyf cheating and he legit says "it wasn't me" who TF you think you are, Shaggy???????? Cba cba cba
Ashley Pledger
@pledgerrr
I miss my housemates so much they don't even know
Ashley Pledger
@pledgerrr
Never been so sweaty in my lifeeeeeee - u killed leeds @Stormzy1
Ashley Pledger
@pledgerrr
Beer garden weather is back
Ashley Pledger
@pledgerrr
DRAKES NEW ALBUM IS ON SPOTIFY NOBODY REALISES HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
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Ashley Pledger
@pledgerrr
People declaring themselves safe in London one person MIGHT have been hurt 20+ miles from where u live and ur declaring urself safe
Ashley Pledger
@pledgerrr
Why is there a pigeon on me mate? pic.twitter.com/OpOVZUNM9p
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Ashley Pledger
@pledgerrr
Uni is weird like u literally get to spend all day every day with ur best pals then u go home and don't see them for months at a time
Ashley Pledger
@pledgerrr
YOU ARE IN A FUCKING PUB ORDER BEER NOT BASTARD HOT CHOCOLATES AND LATTE's you FUCKING WANKERS
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
