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the name my momma gave me
@poeticcarpenter
When a witch loves you, all kinds of magic happens.
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@poeticcarpenter
@bigeby13 Keep sassing me and you’ll end up on a milk carton
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the name my momma gave me
@poeticcarpenter
Watch your drunk friends they are not alright pic.twitter.com/7Vcparn6pP
the name my momma gave me
@poeticcarpenter
Friends with benefits but it’s just costco muffins
the name my momma gave me
@poeticcarpenter
the name my momma gave me
@poeticcarpenter
Older men will do that thing you like but better
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the name my momma gave me
@poeticcarpenter
I love it when fragile men have meltdowns on my TL. Just proves how sad they are.
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the name my momma gave me
@poeticcarpenter
oral sex is the best valentines gift
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the name my momma gave me
@poeticcarpenter
Get you a woman that will get butter on her fingers...even at work
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the name my momma gave me
@poeticcarpenter
I don’t have a resting bitch face
But apparently at work I have a “fuck around and find out face”
But apparently at work I have a “fuck around and find out face”
the name my momma gave me
@poeticcarpenter
Making people happy even when you don’t feel it is a whole other level of magic.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
